Originally by: Jago Kain

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Originally by: Tractus Vesica

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I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust

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Granted.

However... just as *WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!*.... *CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE*.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.*whimper*......

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{silence}

I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation).

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Originally by: DubanFP

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Originally by: Culmen

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I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft

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Done

I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish.

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Originally by: Kulmid

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Originally by: Epegi Givo

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I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible.

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Done. But those hands still live and have a mind of their own. Attacking everyone and everything they come into contact with.

I wish I had a proper wish to wish for.

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Originally by: DubanFP

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Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36

Originally by: Astrid Karel

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I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.

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Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear.

I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them.

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Originally by: Terail Zoqial

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Edited by: Terail Zoqial on 23/02/2009 17:56:08

Originally by: Jago Kain

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I wish I wasn't such a hardened cynic.

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You are no longer a cynic and become friends with david icke and 7shining7one7 who tell you of great conspiracy's going on around the world. You become positive you know the true secret and share it with all on the eve-o forums, where you are ridiculed, trolled, talked down to, flamed (more than usual), booted out of your corp, exiled from your alliance and insta-perma-banned from eve.

Forever.

You also get anally probed by aliens who take you from earth incase people find out the truth and are anally probed until the end of your life, which is extended by 1200 years.

I wish I wasn't socially inept.

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Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK

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Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25

Originally by: Astrid Karel
I wish this character had 100 million skill points.
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Granted:
But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused.

Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you.
They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account.

In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street.
So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it.

So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report.



I wish i won the european lottery.

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You win 10000000000000 Euros. But, you are in America, and nowhere near a money conversion center, so its worthless.

I wish I was a ninja
>>Insert generic signature here<<

Originally by: AdmiralDovolski

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Originally by: Tractus Vesica

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Originally by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK

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Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 24/02/2009 22:06:25

Originally by: Astrid Karel

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I wish this character had 100 million skill points.

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Granted:
But CCP at next downtime flag your account as having been hacked, and instigate emergency lock down of all servers, and offline the entire eve universe and web sites until they have fully checked the all logs, causing all of the Eve users to hate and dissown you for the disruption you have caused.

Meanwhile CCP ban you and all your accounts for life and notifies the police forces in your country that you have hacked thier computers, causing tens of thousands in damage. Which triggers a DMCA breach and hacking charges to be levied on you, which you only find out that evening when armed police smash thier way into your home and drag you away screaming till they breakout the tasers on you.
They confiscate all your computers and send you away for a very long time until they decide you didnt hack anything cos it was a SQL Server error on your account.

In the end you get exonerated of any wrong doing, but you have lost your job, your friends, your gf, and had been disowned by your entire family and thrown out on the street.
So eventually you get your computer stuff back after a couple of years with the hard drives wiped clean for security purposes and it soo old it cannot run the M$ current operating system or any games, You have to pawn all the gear as you are homeless and have nowhere to keep it.

So there you are, you get your life back, but your reputation is ruined for ever and you spend the rest of your life in menial low paid jobs and playing RL D&D games cos your blacklisted by all online games and banks as you have the accusation on your credit report.



I wish i won the european lottery.

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You win 10000000000000 Euros. But, you are in America, and nowhere near a money conversion center, so its worthless.

I wish I was a ninja

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granted, however you are now a very obese and out of shape ninja who can barely move his facial muscles, let alone sneak around and kill people


i wish that i had a character that had skills to fly sleeper ships, along with the ship, all ammo required, and every last bit of equipment, also that had a cov ops cloak i could shoot from

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Originally by: DubanFP

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Originally by: JordanParey

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I wish that my friends would stop dragging me into their drama.

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Done, you do something so shockingly stupid that causes all of your friends and family to disown you. Nobody wants to even be assossiated with your name, much less your friend. You die alone.

I wish my computer along with 2 windows facing the sun didn't turn my computer room into a scortching Oven.

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Originally by: JordanParey

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Edited by: JordanParey on 27/02/2009 09:09:44

Originally by: Culmen

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I wish I had actually heard both of those songs before I ripped them apart

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Granted. On a trip to the Middle East, you are mistaken for a jihadist and taken to a 'black site' in Turkey for 'questioning'. After being forced to listen to both songs while being waterboarded, put into stress positions, zapped with a cattle prod, and being near-frozen to death with an industrial air conditioner (then being blasted with the heater), you are now insane. All your capacity to recognize reality as we know it is skewed.

I wish that I could do something to help my friend..she's had a bad day..

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Originally by: Jago Kain

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Edited by: Jago Kain on 02/03/2009 18:51:01
edit; nice corruption Culmen; I thought it doubtful anyone would get the reference... I'm obviously not the only old-arse in here :)

Originally by: Tractus Vesica

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I wish that cancer which is Islam had never come to be.

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Even I'm not touching that one with a barge pole. Shame on you Mr Intolerance.

I wish he hadn't said that.

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Originally by: LaVista Vista

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Originally by: Epegi Givo

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granted. But while eating it a plane that is flying overhead has one of its engines blow out. Everyone is perfectly fine but when you heard the explosion you freaked out and the apple strudel went everywhere.

I wish I could teleport.

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Granted. You are now an electron. Ohhh, see, a positron! /me hides

I wish that the forums were upgraded

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Originally by: Ranik Sandaris

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Originally by: Jago Kain

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Originally by: Tractus Vesica

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I wish I could get my friend to dump her boyfriend and go out with me instead. Hes a douche bag.

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Granted.

She dumps him and goes out with you... but unfortunately only to the flicks and restaurants. You get to pick up all the pieces and rebuild her shattered self-confidence and spend a futile and hopeful three months as her cuddle-***** and emotional baggage handler.

Having helped her in her time of need, she repays you by hooking up with a die-hard greasy biker type who hands her 'round his mates like a bag of sweets and does unpleasant things to her involving fruit and whippets.

I wish this thread would just die.

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Granted, but by some bizare twist of fate it sucks you in to the internetz in the process and you spend the rest of your wretched existence as a mudkip.

I wish i had some lunch

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